Dick Landry

    Hey girls! The name’s Dick Landry, I’m a 45-year old ironworker from the great city of Juneau, Alaska. A little info about my current situation: Last month my whore of a wife left me for a Vietnamese child smuggler and I’m looking for a rebound girl. Yes ladies, that means I’m vulnerable, prone to crying, and looking for a shoulder lean on, and possibly some role-play action. My wife and I used to do this scenario where I’m a zoologist studying the migration patterns of silverback gorillas and I spot her in a gorilla suit eating some leaves; I then proceed to show my dark side and take this gorilla in a sexual embrace. We could do things like that, or whatever.
     I’m very against change, I voted McCain, and I don’t like driving anything besides a Ford Taurus, preferably a 90’s model. Anyhow, I like doing dinner and a movie; usually I don’t order anything and just stare intensely at my wife while she eats her meal. She liked that. But enough about me, what I’m looking for is a gal who can provide the emotional support to get my through this tough post-marriage period, and who has the ability to mentally block out the weird shit I’m going to put you through. Nights spent in my 4 ft. x 4 ft. basement with a little Fantasia and a $2 bottle of 2011 Chardonnay will not be unusual. Hope to hear from you soon!