Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Cheval Blanc



Boys, boys, boys. How are we? Good? Excellent. Sit back, relax, and please no touching while I rock your world. My name is Cheval Blanc and the things I have accomplished in my lifetime will leave you trapped in a smothering confinement of inadequacy. The depths to which I go to please my lover will satisfy him as well as his future generations of offspring to come. One word, two syllables to describe me is Passion. If you select me as your next accomplice in the cradle I will fulfill any & all queries you may have about giving yourself to another for but a moment in time. This is not to say I do not tend to the softer sex…Ladies, do not hesitate to contact me either for it is betwixt the thighs of a woman where the true beauty in life lies, and I intend on getting the most out of life.
     But I must forewarn, not many come out alive. I have studied the sushumna nadi of the Tantric art, as well as have trained myself in various mixed martial arts and at times the level of sexstasy (my invented word) reaches new limits where my body has no control and primitive instinct takes over. For Instance, the man in the picture above with me is comatose and has been for the last 3 months.
     I am looking for a partner who can keep up with me mentally and is not afraid of the darker side of life. I want to be scared to the point where everytime I open a door I jump back in a chair I have never been in before. I understand I am asking a lot and am willing to pay a yearly salary beginning at $500,000 a year. Again few have survived. And yes, I have on occasion performed cannibalistic acts, but no one has seemed to mind.

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