Grover Williams

  Hey there, my name is Grover Williams and I am looking for a date. You probably know me from Red Hot Chili Peppers. Red Hot Chili Peppers is a Mexican restaurant I owned and operated from early September 2009 to mid September 2009. I had a very traumatizing childhood. Both of my parents worked as receptionists for a psychic hotline until a tragic brush fire left them both without mouths. With no way to talk with anyone they were forced to kill themselves in front of me over dinner on my 8th birthday. That is why to this day I am constantly checking to make sure my mouth is still on my face. Most of my previous relationships have gone the way of the white buffalo: long gone. I’m not necessarily looking for something serious, but if we find ourselves at the end of the night with a finger in each other’s butts I won’t be mad . My interests include white bread, tennis racquets, clubbing (seals) and making sure my mouth is attached to my face. Give me a call for a night you may remember.