Heyy Jess here!
I’m not to into these dating websites but I’m nearing the
point of desperation. Ever since
my sex change in 2001, I haven’t been laid. So! A little info, Im 5’6 (I paid alittle extra to have the
doctors reduce my size by 2 feet), you can do anything these days! I like the movies, I’m more of a horror
flick kind of gu…girl! I figure
that if you can handle a horror film than once I crack the news that I used to
be a guy…you should be just fine.
What
else, what else, oh I have a 12 year old St. Bernard named Jimothy, he really
helped through the whole sex change. As for what I’m looking for; a guy whose
tall, muscular, sociable, funny and who has a huge ween-piece. In addition, for all of you women who
are now changed to men, I’m into that as well (at least we are on the same
page). Something also you should
know is that I am a die hard Regis Philbin fan. I’m literally a Regaholic. I
would literally give my left nut to meet him…well I already did that but if I
had the opportunity to do it again. I would.
All
in all it’s be a rough transition. I will resort to drugs if someone doesn’t
contact me. Save me.
Jimothy says bye.
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