It’s your main man
Chester Butterfield here. I’m looking to get back in the dating scene now that
I left my bitch of a wife after her miscarriage. Talk about dropping the ball.
You may be looking at that picture and thinking that I’m not old enough to
copulate, well, let’s just say that the movie “The Curious Case of Benjamin
Button” may or may not be based on my life. (it is) I also like to play the
accordion. I don’t know really how to play the accordion, but I usually just
fiddle around (pun intended) until some noise cums out (no pun intended).
I believe every man is a
beautiful, individual flower like a rose, tulip or poppy, and every woman is
the dirt under the flower that provides strength and support. I will treat you
like the dirt that you are every waking moment of every day. My “condition”
makes it difficult for me to be a jerk because no woman would ever love a jerk
that looks like a nine year old boy. When I was nine however, I was a huge jerk
because I looked like John Stamos…ah, the good old days. Well, I’m rambling (I
do that often, which you will find out) so I’ll leave you ladies with these
words of wisdom: Just Date Me.
No comments:
Post a Comment