Thursday, February 9, 2012

Skip Finkle



ChellOOOoooo,

            The names Skip, “Ip” for short. Don't call me "P"..that's too short. In the photo I, of course, am the fluffy rugrat in the front. The didn't have enough uniforms for me so I resorted to playing in khakis. I had to go pretty far back in my youth to find a picture of myself because my family’s religion does not allow us to believe in cameras…which means I am Episcopalian.  Which also means that I do not believe in the moon, red blood cells and Harvey Dent.  PRAISE BE!
            Ok so I am looking for a girl whom I can just hump into submission.  You must be engaged, not single, married or dating.  You must willing to masturbate with me to the movie Repo Men.  And we have to say “I love you” after the first date.  I know its specific and mainly the reason why I haven’t kissed a girl since “Seven Minutes in Heaven” with Julie Robins at Johnny Mullen’s fourth grade birthday party.  Long…I know. 
            So even though you may not be my first, you still can be my last, my everything.


Cheerio!

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