ChellOOOoooo,
The
names Skip, “Ip” for short. Don't call me "P"..that's too short. In the
photo I, of course, am the fluffy rugrat in the front. The didn't have enough uniforms for me so I resorted to playing in khakis. I had to go pretty far
back in my youth to find a picture of myself because my family’s religion does
not allow us to believe in cameras…which means I am Episcopalian. Which also means that I do not believe
in the moon, red blood cells and Harvey Dent. PRAISE BE!
Ok
so I am looking for a girl whom I can just hump into submission. You must be engaged, not single, married
or dating. You must willing to
masturbate with me to the movie Repo Men. And we have to say “I love you” after the first date. I know its specific and mainly the
reason why I haven’t kissed a girl since “Seven Minutes in Heaven” with Julie
Robins at Johnny Mullen’s fourth grade birthday party. Long…I know.
So
even though you may not be my first, you still can be my last, my everything.
Cheerio!
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