Hey hey, Marvin “Sharpshears”
Sullivan is the name, charmin’ ladies is my game! Yeah, I’m a barber, but I'm also 46, I’m black and I'm a true gentleman. I wear a tie to Church,
hold doors open for ladies and haven’t publicly urinated in months. I’ve
never been caught for DUI and I have kissed many beautiful women on the cheek
and lips. People ask me all the time, “How exactly did you get the nickname ‘Sharpshears?’” Well, I will
save you the suspense by telling you the whole story right now. It’s because
I’m a barber. My favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU, I’ve never
seen the show but S,V, and U are my 3rd, 4th and 1st
favorite letters of all time. I believe that the best curve on a woman’s
body is her smile and the 2nd best is her ass. I don’t have
any children that I know of. People ask me all the time “Hey!
Sharpshears! You’re a suave talking, handsome, upstanding gentleman so
why aren’t you married to one or more beautiful ladies?” Well the
technical answer is “Yes” but we won’t get into technicalities here. Call
me!!!
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