Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Marvin Sullivan



Hey hey, Marvin “Sharpshears” Sullivan is the name, charmin’ ladies is my game!  Yeah, I’m a barber, but I'm also 46, I’m black and I'm a true gentleman.  I wear a tie to Church, hold doors open for ladies and haven’t publicly urinated in months.  I’ve never been caught for DUI and I have kissed many beautiful women on the cheek and lips.  People ask me all the time, “How exactly did you get the nickname ‘Sharpshears?’”  Well, I will save you the suspense by telling you the whole story right now.  It’s because I’m a barber.   My favorite TV show is Law and Order SVU, I’ve never seen the show but S,V, and U are my 3rd, 4th and 1st favorite letters of all time.  I believe that the best curve on a woman’s body is her smile and the 2nd best is her ass.  I don’t have any children that I know of.  People ask me all the time “Hey!  Sharpshears!  You’re a suave talking, handsome, upstanding gentleman so why aren’t you married to one or more beautiful ladies?”  Well the technical answer is “Yes” but we won’t get into technicalities here.  Call me!!!

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