The winning numbers are 24, 9, 13, 11 and 34…if these are
your numbers then come on down YOU’VE WON THE JACK-POT!!! Ayyyy its Jack!..or
as the ladies call me “too close for comfort” I’m a go getter. I see something I want and I take it. End
of story. I’m somewhat of an entrepreneur. In 2004 I began what is now known as
Hoogle.com. Whenever people are trying to reach Google and are either in a
hurry, typing in the dark, or strung out on Midol ©
and they accidentally hit the “h” key, they are sent to Hoogle.com and the rest
is history…or should I say termination of history because believe when I say
youre going to want delete your history. I digress, I’m sure you want a man who
will treat you with respect and courtesy, someone to awaken your soul
maneuvering your body in ways that haven’t come to surface since that hip-hop
dance class you attended and never went back. I’m going to be there for you
morning noon and night 24/7 364 (I spend Halloween alone). But when we are
together I will embrace every second with you. Imagine..the warmth from my
breath as I mount you from the stern, palms caressing the foundation for which
Zeus himself sculpted the greatest beauty, woman. Inhibitions tossed along with
the clothes we had been slave to until we simultaneously climax and then we cry
together, using the lubricant of our tears to give me post fornication
handjobs. Yes, plural.
While this is a big part of my life it does not define me. What does
define me is my 8 children; whom I love and would do anything for. They call me
“Mac Daddy” partically because I’m their dad but mostly because I force them to
and do no respond to anything else.
As for our first date, Well, I'd start by
waking you up at your house then find the local cantina..have a few drinks and
hit the club, when your good and ready I'd whisper things into the waitress'
ear to get you jealous, i'd say she was an old friend, you wouldn't believe me
but i'd promise on our relationship that its true...this would be followed by
steamy fornication back at my house/motel room.
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