Greetings , Houston
Wilcox IV is the name. I am a 67 year old financial executive. I am
married but it doesn’t matter because I cheat on my wife all the time with
prostitutes. However this time, I needing to save some money for my
cocaine habit by finding someone from the internet. Please, respond
ASAP. I have a very expensive apartment in the city with many fine
things: a luxurious bed made from the bone and tears of Chinese immigrants,
couches made from white tiger skin and a live pet pygmy rhino. I used to
have a large, expensive Persian rug, but I had to wrap up the body of a hooker
I killed with an ice pick last Monday before stuffing her in a dumpster behind
a Moe’s Southwest Grill®.
I am very successful. Just
Google my name and the first few links will be about my career and business
endeavors, the second set of links WILL be about some hippies calling me a
capitalist pig and if you search deep enough you WILL find court documents from
when I allegedly burned an orphanage to the ground in a drunken fit of rage,
but don’t worry, the charges are in the process of being dropped (my college
roommate is a lawyer/bookie to whom the judge owes $500,000). As
stated before I am married but my wife won’t find out. She is a
model, therefore, doesn’t speak a lick of English. I went to
Harvard, yeah, that Harvard. I have three two kids that
I am not in any way attached so I assume you aren't either and I won't bore you
talking about them.
Our evening would start
off with a delightful dinner and drinks at whatever restaurant in the city you
please followed by a drive in my white Ferrari Enzo to my apartment. You
WILL give me road head in my Ferrari. Once we get to my apartment, I
WILL play Brian McKnight’s 1999 R&B smash hit “Back at One” on end while I
have raunchy, unprotected, questionably consensual sex with you for thirty minutes
straight. At the end, I will ejaculate on whatever body part of
yours I please regardless of your preference (I’m usually a hair guy). Then
WILL untie you and give you some cab fare for the ride home while I unwind in
front of Sportscenter with a Cuban cigar and Glenfiddich 40 year Scotch. I
have an average-sized penis.
Serious inquiries only.
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