Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Bart McKenzie



   The name? Bart. The age? 22 and a half years old...roughly 5’8, 110 lbs.  I have a strong jaw line and an even stronger left hook.  First of all, I would really like to say thank you to JustDateUs, you guys have really helped me through my time of need and transition.  Well, ok…my story.  I probably should explain the picture first, and I know what you must think..if I have a girlfriend why do I need this dating site??  Well simply put..its actually my sister Debbie.  Ever since I hit puberty my dad started making me and Deb take these pictures in our basement.  He kind of made his own photo set, it was pretty cool, but he said we had to keep it a secret from everyone, even mom.
   Basically, I want to start taking pictures like this one with girls other than my sister.  I’m really near the tipping point on the dating side.  Iv been single all my life and I am just looking to get my “D” wet.  I like movies, spaghetti-o’s, camping and visiting the Camden Aquarium. As far as movies go, I’m really a Rom-Com kinda guy.  I literally broke down emotionally at the end of How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days. I stopped eating and getting out of bed was seemingly impossible. I began putting on my mother’s makeup and memorized word for word Michael Moore’s Fahrenheit 9/11.
     If your looking to get a hold of me and my trouser mouse, you can find me on facebook, twitter, xanga, friendster, myspace, IMDB, Brazzers & PennDot (formally various milk cartons) Also if your from South Jersey, Im in the local listings for hot singles.

Later Gator

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