Let’s begin. I’m not going to
beat around the bush, however I can explain all the nooks and crannies around
it. My name is Anthony D. Nardo and I am an Anatomy teacher at Old Dominion. I
like boobs there I said it. The texture, hue, heck, even the misty aroma. The
tattoos featured on my chest canvas you see above are direct replicas of tha
docta’s (Dr. Seuss) classic novel “Horton Hears A Who”. Since his passing made
it impossible for him to tattoo these on my canvas I hired Thomas Cardone, art
designer from the feature film. As you can guess I am excited for the upcoming
“The Lorax” one of the many things we can do on our dates. I don’t know about
you but I’m getting drippity drunk, hopefully the parking lot won’t be packed.
Bratwurst on me! (maybe some green egg and hams). We’ll play kill the cow and
other fun tailgate games.
As for the type of women I am interested in, she first and most
importantly must have a cat with a hat.
You must have the facial features of Cindy LuHu, the ass the of Thing 2
and the bosom/ menstrual cycle of Cadet Kelly.
So
I like to do this “little game” with every new woman I meet so just so I know
how you feel about me: How much
would you pay to watch me bathe in pepto bismal?
Finally,
I like to end my classes with this quote that I thought of during my robo-trip
at my nieces christening; “I believe the children are our future, and the
future is looking delicious”.
Holla if you Sqwalla!
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