Hold it right there mister! Im going to need you to drop’em
and spread’em!
Eyy I’m just yankin yer chain, old habits of being on the force I
guess. But we do have a 324 in progress...a white male, armed and delicious. I go by Kurt
for short, the full name is Kurtesy Lionel Hackman, that’s officer to all you
naughty boys out there tehe For
the record, Im 6’8, 235 lbs and always “packing heat” (give you 2 guesses of
what “heat” means). Im currently
on a pure water diet and I’v just hit the “Broth Stage” so if I come off
alittle antsy in the pantsy, don’t take it personally.
I
think its obvious by now that I like men, so fuck off ladies; and im a bit of a
chubby chaser. Literally, Ill
chase your sweet ass. Mmm mmm. I
like role playing, the scene is; Im in the cop car and you can be the yummy
buger-ler that im looking to devour.
I catch you. I tase you. I cuff you. I bathe you. Those were always my favorite times on
the force; unfortunately that may be the reason why im not a police officer
anymore, but its fun to do socially as well so whatevs.
So
if your looking for a needle in
your haystack just dial 911 or in-home amateur phone sex hotline at 610-220-9530.
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