Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Kurt Hackman




Hold it right there mister! Im going to need you to drop’em and spread’em!

     Eyy I’m just yankin yer chain, old habits of being on the force I guess. But we do have a 324 in progress...a white male, armed and delicious. I go by Kurt for short, the full name is Kurtesy Lionel Hackman, that’s officer to all you naughty boys out there tehe  For the record, Im 6’8, 235 lbs and always “packing heat” (give you 2 guesses of what “heat” means).  Im currently on a pure water diet and I’v just hit the “Broth Stage” so if I come off alittle antsy in the pantsy, don’t take it personally.
      I think its obvious by now that I like men, so fuck off ladies; and im a bit of a chubby chaser.  Literally, Ill chase your sweet ass. Mmm mmm.  I like role playing, the scene is; Im in the cop car and you can be the yummy buger-ler that im looking to devour.  I catch you. I tase you. I cuff you. I bathe you.  Those were always my favorite times on the force; unfortunately that may be the reason why im not a police officer anymore, but its fun to do socially as well so whatevs.
       So if  your looking for a needle in your haystack just dial 911 or in-home amateur phone sex hotline at 610-220-9530.

Gimme a ring, I'm not talkin' Funyuns. 

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