Ok I have to be quick about this. My name’s Adam Calloway,
which is spelled the same way forward and back. I’m an easy guy to get along
with, kind of too easy. I love exercising, mainly swimming..actually only
swimming because if I’m out of water for too long I become short of breathe and
could die. My mother was Dutch and my father was a “loan shark”…which makes me
half human and half fish. So needless to say keeping wet all day can be a
hassle, and while I have never been medically diagnosed as a fish, I feel it in
my blood and front fin. I guess its because sharks are mammals but they need
water too! Six doctors and all of them a waste of my time. I yearn for the
ocean and all its magnificence. One day I plan on being free, but until then I
could use some help in the love department..ISLE ME!!
I’m misunderstood and am looking to find my soul mate..or seal mate.
Haha..no no then I’d have to eat you…unless that’s what your into. I lost my
virginity to a blowfish and took an Sting Ray to prom, but now I want to delve
into the complexities of human women. Im gonna be blunt…I want it and I want it
bad.
A
good first date for me would be a water park or a trip to the zoo. Don’t get me
wrong, I would LOVE to take you to Sea World but when I was 13 I got caught
masterbating during one of Shamu’s shows. I’m not allowed back. I want someone
I can share with and that will hopefully make that big leap with me..into the
Pacific
Catch ya on the flippy floppy!
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