The
names Dr. Cook but you can call me “Twilight”, at least that’s what my enemies
call me. I have been a self proclaimed
heart surgeon since as long as I can remember; which would put me at about 3rd
grade. Lots of experience.
Since I dropped out of high school
to start my own practice, I really haven’t had much time to date. Oh my practice you ask? Well ya know how Rite Aid has a “One Hour
Photo” type of thing. Well I own and
operate a “One Hour Heart Surgery”.. or your money back!
So Im looking for a girl who can
just keep me guessing. Literally I love
guessing games. In fact lets play right
now; How big do you think my “man meat” is? …no? Answer; If Seabuscuit had a penis, that’s how
big it is. To continue I also enjoy a
woman who can “pickle” things. If you
can pickle waffles, sweet jesus we will make a great match!
Alright so you know what I like and
you know what I do; so if your heart is in need of loving, or your in loving
need of a heart then hit up Dr. C.
P.S. I never fully processed 9/11.
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