Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Sean “Twilight” Cook, M.D.


              The names Dr. Cook but you can call me “Twilight”, at least that’s what my enemies call me.  I have been a self proclaimed heart surgeon since as long as I can remember; which would put me at about 3rd grade.  Lots of experience.
            Since I dropped out of high school to start my own practice, I really haven’t had much time to date.  Oh my practice you ask?  Well ya know how Rite Aid has a “One Hour Photo” type of thing.  Well I own and operate a “One Hour Heart Surgery”.. or your money back!
            So Im looking for a girl who can just keep me guessing.  Literally I love guessing games.  In fact lets play right now; How big do you think my “man meat” is? …no?  Answer; If Seabuscuit had a penis, that’s how big it is.  To continue I also enjoy a woman who can “pickle” things.  If you can pickle waffles, sweet jesus we will make a great match! 
            Alright so you know what I like and you know what I do; so if your heart is in need of loving, or your in loving need of a heart then hit up Dr. C.
P.S. I never fully processed 9/11.

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