Kelsey Mitsubishi

Konichiwa bitches.  I’m Kelsey Mitsubishi, I’m hot, I’m horny and I want me some lovin.  I like my men how I like my coffee: rich, black and inside me.  Naturally I’d prefer it if you were a rapper or athlete. (duh!)  I am 25 and unemployed so I really need a man that can support me, financially, emotionally and physically.  I would definitely say that I am “high maintenance,” mostly because I have several severe medical conditions that require daily medication for each.  I don’t have Diabetes though, lol!  I don’t want you thinking I’m some fatass bitch who drinks Diet Mountain Dew and shoots insulin up her butthole, or whatever diabetics do. 

          If you like animals, that’s a plus.  I like animals but I don’t love them.  Like, I’ll stop and pet them but I wouldn’t want to have to take care of them.  Gross. 

          So any brothas out there with yellow fever, I got your prescription.  Unless you actually have actual Yellow Fever, then you’re probably poor and gross.  I’m looking for a black Afromerican Godzilla to destroy my Downtown Tokyo so if you think you are the man for me, email me at hellokittyluvver69@upenn.edu. 

          Shai Shai!