This is embarrassing. I told myself I would never turn to the internet to try and find a date, but after my brother Dion found his current girlfriend online, I figured I’d give this whole thing a whirl. My name is Barry Sanders and I am going to be upfront and honest with you: I am a gay adult actor who performs under the name “Johnny Deep.” I played Captain Black Sparrow in “Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean,” starred in “Wonka’s Willy in His Chocolate Factory” and held my breakout role in a parody of The Wire titled “Omar Cummin.” Many people assume that because I do gay porn that I must be gay as well. This couldn’t be further from the truth, I am as straight as an aerow (sp?).
What type of woman am I
looking for? Preferably one with
two breasts and a steady source of income, I would also greatly appreciate it
if you had full command of all five senses however I will make an exception if
you can’t taste because my own mother couldn’t taste and I know how hard that
can be.
I’ve been told that I’m one cool
cat and two cool dogs. I ask that
you look past my occupation and make an attempt to get to know the real
me. Yes, I have sex with men
against my will for money on camera, but that doesn’t change who I am on the
inside. I beg you, one night with
me and you will not be disappointed.
I can please a man, how hard can a woman be?
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