Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Barry Sanders



    This is embarrassing.  I told myself I would never turn to the internet to try and find a date, but after my brother Dion found his current girlfriend online, I figured I’d give this whole thing a whirl.  My name is Barry Sanders and I am going to be upfront and honest with you: I am a gay adult actor who performs under the name “Johnny Deep.”  I played Captain Black Sparrow in “Ass-Pirates of the Caribbean,” starred in “Wonka’s Willy in His Chocolate Factory” and held my breakout role in a parody of The Wire titled “Omar Cummin.”  Many people assume that because I do gay porn that I must be gay as well.  This couldn’t be further from the truth, I am as straight as an aerow (sp?). 
What type of woman am I looking for?  Preferably one with two breasts and a steady source of income, I would also greatly appreciate it if you had full command of all five senses however I will make an exception if you can’t taste because my own mother couldn’t taste and I know how hard that can be. 
I’ve been told that I’m one cool cat and two cool dogs.  I ask that you look past my occupation and make an attempt to get to know the real me.  Yes, I have sex with men against my will for money on camera, but that doesn’t change who I am on the inside.  I beg you, one night with me and you will not be disappointed.  I can please a man, how hard can a woman be?

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