James Sweet
Salutations ladies, James Sweet here, or as la muchchas call me Jimmy Sweet Ass. OK, I added the ass party…but I’m not opposed to it. Alotta people ask me, Jimmy, are you rocking a ponytail? And the answer is yes. Its who I am, its what I believe in. All my idols have ponytails (i.e. …and the bad guy in Kindergarden Cop) I know what your next question probably is, and the answer is also yes, I am a convicted sex offender but no I have brought a gun to school. (too scared). In my spare time I usually spy on people or shoot Hoops. Hoops is my pet dog that’s been dead for 7 weeks. Naturally most of the time I’m out and about is towards the evening hours into late morning. Sexually I’m what you would call a slut. Immune to pretty much any date rape drug and cocaine puts me to sleep….so don’t try anything. Jk! I currently have $400 in my wallet. I have more in my bank account but how cool is it that I have $400 big ones in my tight jeans right now (pimp pimp). Oh and I accept ladies of all color and size. I’ve made out with a black girl before so yeah I can handle it. I was once involved in an “after hours 3-way” its when you have a 3 way with two or more black people. It was a cool autumn evening and as I scurried my way home from work I had an unrelenting thirst for some “naughty strange” and so I began into the night searching for any activity. I hurriedly crept through the window and pounced on the chocolate couple. I’ll leave the rest for our next rendezvous.
Choi,
Jimmy Sweet
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